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Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?


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Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen Georgia Nicolson is now the girlfriend of the Sex God (aka Robbie), and things are wonderful. Except her loony parents are dragging her off to Och Aye land (aka Scotland), and the Sex God's band's chance at a record contract has left her something of a "pop widow." Then up rears temptation in the form of old flame Dave the Laugh. Is Georgia about to become a shameless vixen?

30 review for Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas

  1. 5 out of 5

    Kristina Horner

    Rereading this book series is such an experience for me because one the one hand, it still holds up completely, is hilarious and charming, and takes me right back to the days when I first read it. On the other hand though, I find it extremely alarming how rude Georgia is to everyone around her, especially the following: Nauseating P. Green (Georgia is a straight up bully and it's horrible how she talks about this poor girl), Jas (as a kid, when I thought Georgia was the most hilarious person on t Rereading this book series is such an experience for me because one the one hand, it still holds up completely, is hilarious and charming, and takes me right back to the days when I first read it. On the other hand though, I find it extremely alarming how rude Georgia is to everyone around her, especially the following: Nauseating P. Green (Georgia is a straight up bully and it's horrible how she talks about this poor girl), Jas (as a kid, when I thought Georgia was the most hilarious person on the planet, I remember thinking Jas was kind of annoying as well. now I realize she's actually a lovely caring friend and Georgia is just horrible to her), Miss Stamp (all this part time lesbian stuff is so awful) and her parents (again, when I was younger I remember thinking 'yeah! parents are annoying!' and now I'm like 'wait she has really quirky and kind of awesome parents'). I have to keep reminding myself that she's 14 and will likely grow up into a better human being, but I have to wonder how the author herself feels about some of these subjects (ie. bullying and homophobia). I also recognize these were written awhile ago, but it makes me sad thinking back to reading these as a kid and knowing I didn't feel any sort of outrage at these parts when I was younger. Georgia is a terrible influence and I hate knowing she was a big role model to me, at least in journal-writing. I was losing steam on this series until Georgia started coming to her senses about Dave the Laugh and now I'm hooked again, even though part of me hates how problematic some of Georgia's sensibilities are. I never actually finished the series though, so I'm very curious to see if there's any growth.

  2. 5 out of 5

    Tatiana

    Another couple of hours with Georgia and, as expected, no life lessons but tons of hilariosity. Can't say much happens in this installment. The highlights are: Georgia's ever-growing nunga-nungas (a.k.a. basoomas a.k.a. breasts) which once again attract a wrong kind of attention, this time from a Scottish lad; a serious case of red-bottomosity (a.k.a. general horn a.k.a. sluttiness); and Angus's trouser snake removal operation. Some favorite bits: Saturday, November 6th 1:00 pm I'd better start my m Another couple of hours with Georgia and, as expected, no life lessons but tons of hilariosity. Can't say much happens in this installment. The highlights are: Georgia's ever-growing nunga-nungas (a.k.a. basoomas a.k.a. breasts) which once again attract a wrong kind of attention, this time from a Scottish lad; a serious case of red-bottomosity (a.k.a. general horn a.k.a. sluttiness); and Angus's trouser snake removal operation. Some favorite bits: Saturday, November 6th 1:00 pm I'd better start my makeup soon. It's only seven hours till the gig. But as I fully expect to be snogged to within an inch of my life, what about snogproof makeup? As Billy Shakespeare said, "To lippy or not to lippy; that is the question." 2:00 pm Results of lippy/snogging poll: Jas only wears lip gloss, which she says gets absorbed in the general snogosity. Rosie says she puts on lippy AND lip gloss, then just goes for full-frontal snogging with Sven. She also says that by the end of the night he is usually covered in lippy, but he doesn't mind and wipes it off with his T-shirt. Good Lord. We must remember, however, that he is not English. The rest of the gang seemed pretty well to go along with the lip gloss absorbed into the general snogosity theory. So lip gloss it is. * * * 9:30 pm Jools has been looking at Rollo for about a million centuries and moaning and droning on about him. He was hanging out with a bunch of lads round the bar. I was trying to concentrate on looking at the Sex God. He is soooo cool. He's by far the coolest in the band. Dom, Chris and Ben are all quite groovy-looking but they don't have that certain je ne sais quoi that the Sex God has. That extra snogosity. That puckery gorgeosity combined with fabulosity. That sexgoderosity. Jools didn't seem to know I was in Snog Heaven because she was rambling on. "He is quite fit, isn't he?" "Yeah, he's gorgeous and he's all mine, mine, miney." "Gee, I mean Rollo, you banana." I was less than interested but she went on and on. "Should I go across?" Pause. "Or is it too pushy?" Pause. "I think it's always best to play a bit hard to get, don't you? Yes, that's how I'll play it. He'll have to beg to get my attention." 9:35 pm Jools was sitting on Rollo's knee and snogging for England. Oh well. I said to Ellen, "She's obviously gone for the playing-hard-to-get-ticket."

  3. 4 out of 5

    April (Aprilius Maximus)

    1.) Angus, Thongs and Full-Frontal Snogging ★★★★.5 2.) It's OK, I'm Wearing Really Big Knickers ★★★★ 3.) Knocked Out by my Nunga-Nungas ★★★ ----------------------------------------------- [trigger warnings are listed at the bottom of this review and may contain spoilers] ★★★ Not as good as the first two, but still loads of fun! trigger warnings: very outdated and offensive sense of humour (e.g. joking about being bisexual, joking about being a lesbian, fatphobia, etc.), cheating.

  4. 4 out of 5

    Christina

    I got a real kick out of these funny, honest, unsentimental YA books. I would have loved (and I mean LOVED) them in high school. They're written as the diary of a British girl named Georgia, and she covers all the drama, hilarity, embarassment, etc., of the high school years, only with a delightful Englishness. Really fun, reeeeeeally amusing. I don't imagine they'd meet with much approval from the parents of American teenagers, though- Georgia is pretty frank (even crude- she's a teenager after I got a real kick out of these funny, honest, unsentimental YA books. I would have loved (and I mean LOVED) them in high school. They're written as the diary of a British girl named Georgia, and she covers all the drama, hilarity, embarassment, etc., of the high school years, only with a delightful Englishness. Really fun, reeeeeeally amusing. I don't imagine they'd meet with much approval from the parents of American teenagers, though- Georgia is pretty frank (even crude- she's a teenager after all) about matters of anatomy, and she's very cheeky and disrespectful of adults. I wasn't bothered, though- I think those kinds of things are what give it an honest ring. It was hard for me to believe that Georgia's voice was actually written by an adult. Here's an excerpt, the opening of the first book: "Dad had Uncle Eddie round, so naturally they had to come and see what I was up to. If Uncle Eddie (who is bald as a coot) says to me one more time, 'Should Bald Heads be Buttered?' I may kill myself. He doesn't seem to realize that I no longer wear romper suits. I feel like yelling at him, 'I am fourteen year old, I wear a bra! OK, it's a bit on the loose side and does ride up round my neck if I run for the bus... but the womanly potential is there, you bald coot!' Talking of breasts, I'm worried that I may end up like the rest of the women in my family, with just the one bust, like a sort of shelf affair. Mum can balance things on hers when her hands are full- at parties, and so on, she can have a sandwich and a drink and save a snack for later by putting it on her shelf. It's very unattractive."

  5. 4 out of 5

    Beth

    Sex God or A Laugh? Jelloid knickers or strange dancing? Dave The Laugh

  6. 5 out of 5

    Katie.dorny

    I personally think the series started to lack. It has started to become a bit repetitive in topics for Georgia to think of and I now it's more boy focused I'm a little less interested. In the first two boys weren't the biggest topic. I have the fourth so I may finish that just to add to my read shelf but I'm unsure at the moment.

  7. 4 out of 5

    Caitlín (Ink Mage)

    Three books in and I'm done with the series. Already they're getting really tiresome. Georgia is 14 but acts like she's both 20 and 5 at the same time. Whinging on about her parents (who have absolutely NO consistency to their weak characterizations) being weirdos and her egg-headed uncle one minute, and then snogging the life out of guys who are quite a bit older than her, wearing short skirts, and going to clubs the next. I realized that so far there has been no real plot to the series: Georgia Three books in and I'm done with the series. Already they're getting really tiresome. Georgia is 14 but acts like she's both 20 and 5 at the same time. Whinging on about her parents (who have absolutely NO consistency to their weak characterizations) being weirdos and her egg-headed uncle one minute, and then snogging the life out of guys who are quite a bit older than her, wearing short skirts, and going to clubs the next. I realized that so far there has been no real plot to the series: Georgia whines, her little sister comes in and is weirdly cute at random points (Georgia whines about this also), her mother flirts with any random guy, Georgia is mean to her "best friend" Jas who usually doesn't deserve it, and Georgia can't decide between (and whines about the pluses and minuses of) Robbie the Sex God who makes her legs go "jelliod" or Dave the Laugh who nibbles her lip during snogging and who she can coherently communicate with. Gee, I wonder who she'll FINALLY end up with?! It's so obvious and the "plots" are never interesting enough for me to care! Granted, I did get a few laughs out of the 3 I've read, but the laugh-to-boredom ratio wasn't worth it. If you're looking for a high school "guys and drama" series, read E. Lockhart's Ruby Oliver books (start with The Boyfriend List: 15 Guys, 11 Shrink Appointments, 4 Ceramic Frogs and Me, Ruby Oliver ), which are much funnier and have a much more mature and less whiny main character.

  8. 4 out of 5

    Rayene Ziadi

    I am definitely team Dave the L but Aaron as Robbie's image floats up y mind and i can't deciiiide! my red bottom is speechless as well. Altho Georgia is quit awful to loads of people i can't help but love her warts and all♥ on to the next!

  9. 5 out of 5

    Nadie

    DAVE!!!

  10. 5 out of 5

    Bonnie

    Aw, Dave the Laugh is the cutest.

  11. 5 out of 5

    Ellis

    Buddy read with the Jealous and the Knicker. (view spoiler)[ Please don't kill me. (hide spoiler)] The nunga-nunga questionnaire Welcome, Earth creatures (a.k.a. not-girlfriends of a Sex God popstar)!!! While our resident well of wisdomosity can't be bothered spending her precious time on something as naff as tests, this is your time to prove how (not) worthy you are of an Ace Gang honorary membership. Answer away! 7. Your parents planned a family trip to Scotland. You don't want to go, since Buddy read with the Jealous and the Knicker. (view spoiler)[ Please don't kill me. (hide spoiler)] The nunga-nunga questionnaire Welcome, Earth creatures (a.k.a. not-girlfriends of a Sex God popstar)!!! While our resident well of wisdomosity can't be bothered spending her precious time on something as naff as tests, this is your time to prove how (not) worthy you are of an Ace Gang honorary membership. Answer away! 7. Your parents planned a family trip to Scotland. You don't want to go, since you'd rather be having snog fests and go to fish parties. What do you do? a. (Since they're likely having sex at that precise moment), you inform them you won't be coming along by screaming from the other side of their bedroom door. You end up tagging along by mistake. b. You allegedly take out your labrador-sized cat for a walk and never return home. Your parents don't notice because they're too busy prematurely exposing their four-year-old daughter to numbers 6 through 8. This is child neglect. You should call social services. c. You have a sudden tummy lurch re-flare (you know, the one you had to cover up your suspension for big uggy) and sadly, cannot go to Och Aye land. 2. You call the attachment of two people at the mouth and possible exchange of saliva in a rhythmic manner: d. Mouth-to-mouth resuscitation. e. Snogging ("Knutschen" in German). f. Erlack-a-pongoes. 1./5. Your parents have decided to neuter your cat. What's your response? g. You make them an appreciative CAT MOLESTERS poster, which you greet them with. In a caring manner, of course. You stop speaking to them and conspire with your sister to go on permanent dirty protest. h. You make a graphic song about the bloke your Mutti sadly is living with and how he lost his trouser snake supplements because of a nighttime shaving accident, which you, obviously, didn't have anything to do with. 6. You just called your Sex God of a boyfriend from a phone box in good ol' Och Aye land. What's the first thing you do after hanging up? i. You stroke your T-shirt with the receiver, pretending it to be him. You spot a Jock McTavish outside, watching you, so you act as if you're cleaning the receiver instead. j. You call your ex-best mate. You tell her to shut up, stop annoying you, and be grateful that she's worthy of listening to your fabbity fab life adventures. You're friends again after she admits you're her number one girl-love. k. You run back to Cottage Crap, snuggle down in your holiday bed and spend some time on your holiday project (fantasy snogging). However, you're interrupted by your lovely little sister, who claims your bed as her own (no matter which country you're currently in) and brings the usual crowd: scuba-diving Barbie, one-eyed Teddy, Pantalitzer, Panda the Punk and Jimmy, a haggis with a scarf on. l. You become aware your lips have automatically puckered from the snogging withdrawal. Sacré bleu. Oh merde. 3. You're in a game of True, Dare, Kiss or Promise and you have to Dare your best friend (the one with the vast pantibus). What do you come up with? m. She has to perform her legendary snake trouser dance. To the score of Titanic and other fishy music. n. She has to run through her street in the nuddy-pants. Twice. o. She has to stuff her knickers with all the légumes she can find. p. She has to kiss someone other than her Hunky. A decent 6 on the snogging scale would do. 6 1/4 and 6 1/2 are allowed addenda. 4. Your eyebrows are getting out of control, but you don't dare touch your father's razor after you accidentally shaved off your brows last time. How do you prevent them from growing to the floor? q. You steal your Mum's tweezers. After pulling out four hairs, you pass out from the pain. r. You put your trust in your Mutti's hair-removing cream. It's just a little dab here and there. Just to be sure no one will think a firework was stuck up your bum-oley, you tape your fringe to your forehead and refrain from raising your eyebrows ironically. No need to draw attention. s. Obviously, you've learned from last time. You use your Vati's razor again. Yes!!! Much better than your first attempt. Taping your fringe to your forehead wouldn't hurt, though. Much better. You've achieved full sophisticosity now. Try to be as non-Georgia as possible and put the question numbers in the right order. Now replace each number with the letter you answered. If you end up with jibberish, you're not ready for the hilariosity of this universe and are not allowed to walk la marche avec mystery with the Jealous Knickers.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Becca & The Books

    Second Booktubathon book completed! Listened to the audiobook for this all in one sitting and it had me laughing just as hard as it did 10 years ago

  13. 5 out of 5

    Libbie Hawker (L.M. Ironside)

    While caring for a very sick relative (and dealing with all the stress that goes along with such a task), I wanted something fun and silly and light-hearted to read to leaven the seriousness of my ongoing work. I recalled seeing Louise Rennison's books back when I worked in a book store, and thought I'd track down the first in her series for my ereader. Well, that was not possible, since the publisher has decided to make only the third book (this one) and subsequent books available electronicall While caring for a very sick relative (and dealing with all the stress that goes along with such a task), I wanted something fun and silly and light-hearted to read to leaven the seriousness of my ongoing work. I recalled seeing Louise Rennison's books back when I worked in a book store, and thought I'd track down the first in her series for my ereader. Well, that was not possible, since the publisher has decided to make only the third book (this one) and subsequent books available electronically. What's up with that? But none the less, I jumped in with this one even though I haven't read the first two. After finishing this book, I'm not sure I need to have read the first two to get what's going on here. This is exactly what I was looking for: silly, light-hearted, and fun. The book, like all the books in the series, I presume, follows either the journal or the internal monologue (not quite sure which) of English teen Georgia Nicholson. Rennison captures the spastic, creative, unfocused inner monologue of a teen girl with eerie accuracy. I mean, no one should be surprised by this, since presumably Rennison was once a teen girl herself. I love the fact that the author didn't try to polish up the inner life of a teen-age girl. She told it true. So excellent. Not as likeable was Georgia's selfishness. She's a funny character, but she's also a bit of a prick to her friend Jas. Jas seemed to be the only level-headed person in the entire ensemble of characters, yet Georgia frequently derided her and sometimes felt rather abusive in her approach to Jas. Too bad. It would have been easier to like Georgia if she would lay off her poor, sensible friend once in a while. Nor did I like the abruptness of the ending. Even considering that this is a series, the end of the book seemed to fall out of the sky and thud on the ground, with not even a few sentences to wrap it up and prepare us for what may come in the next installment. I also disliked the constant use of timestamps. That made it hard to tell whether I was experiencing the thoughts of Georgia or some kind of diary. I really had no idea, and the timestamps quickly became a tired gimmick that I just skipped over in favor of reading the text. All in all, it was a fun book and it did the job I needed it to do. I may pick up another, but if you're looking for anything other than simple, silly fun (good plot; deep, likeable characters) there are loads of other YA novels that will do that particular job much better. Bonus information: My sister's name is Georgia and my (real) name is Libbie (Libby). This is the first time I've encountered two sisters with our names in fiction. Spooky.

  14. 4 out of 5

    Anna

    Oh no no no Georgia, don't you dare. This isn't as funny or as much fun as the previous two books. Maybe I've overdosed on Georgia? Maybe three in one day was too much (or two much, hahaha). Sven was still funny and the girls were still ridiculous but the humour just wasn't as there, you know? (view spoiler)[And to be honest, I'd really rather see her break up with Robbie and get back with Dave the Laugh. He's so cute and funny and I'd kill to have a guy like that give me the time of day, or nig Oh no no no Georgia, don't you dare. This isn't as funny or as much fun as the previous two books. Maybe I've overdosed on Georgia? Maybe three in one day was too much (or two much, hahaha). Sven was still funny and the girls were still ridiculous but the humour just wasn't as there, you know? (view spoiler)[And to be honest, I'd really rather see her break up with Robbie and get back with Dave the Laugh. He's so cute and funny and I'd kill to have a guy like that give me the time of day, or night, or even the afternoon. Don't throw it away just because Robbie makes your boobs excited or whatever. (hide spoiler)]

  15. 5 out of 5

    Stephanie

    4 Stupid & Hilarious Stars And I knocked down the third book of this series. I'm going a little fast with these books, but its because no matter how kind of stupid they, I cannot put them down. Always laughing at her crazyness and I have even absorb some slang of her. Sacré bloody bleu! "As I went through the door Angus made a desperate bid for freedom. He was fastened to the kitchen table leg, but that didn't stop him. He dragged the table along with him. It really made me laugh, because one min 4 Stupid & Hilarious Stars And I knocked down the third book of this series. I'm going a little fast with these books, but its because no matter how kind of stupid they, I cannot put them down. Always laughing at her crazyness and I have even absorb some slang of her. Sacré bloody bleu! "As I went through the door Angus made a desperate bid for freedom. He was fastened to the kitchen table leg, but that didn't stop him. He dragged the table along with him. It really made me laugh, because one minute Mum was eating her cornies on the table and the next minute the table and cornies were gone." ANGUS! I swear that cat is even crazier than his owner, Georgia. It is a full character that it wouldn't surprise me if sometime it has lines and full on scenes. No matter how he is, Georgia loves him and we can see that he (on his way) loves her. And NO matter that Vati cut his cat parts, he is going to be a father!!! "He says,'Well, I'm off then. I'm away laughing on a fast camel,'" And she absolutely pissed herself laughing. What is the matter with her? The situation of Georgia in this book pissed me off a little, because she's been rambling about SG [sex god] from first book and NOW she is having second thoughts? Oh, please, Georgia, leave the poor Dave the Laugh away laughing on a fast camel and keep living your life with SG, because thats what you wanted. “Dad leapt over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn‘t do himself a severe injury, and so he lives to embarrass me to death another day.” Of course, Georgia's family still cuckoo-cuckoo. Her dad is crazier than ever, but thank God her mom is more "normal". She isn't really paying too much attention to Georgia, but at least isn't bothering her. A question: Why does Libby keeps going from weird to weirder (if thats a word)? I mean, she is growing, so why not (at least) potty train her. Btw, about growing up... Is Georgia still 14yo? Because at least a year and a half has passed and she still 14? Damn! These books make me dumb, but then again laughing away on a fast camel in a nippy noodles day and dancing in my nuddy pants!

  16. 4 out of 5

    JennaK

    I love these books. Yes, the main character is shallow and vain and quite self-absorbed, but most teenage girls are to a certain extent, right? I love that despite these things, Georgia remains a lovable character, and we get to see the chinks in her armour, as it were. She really does love her parents, even though most of the time they annoy her half to death and do things she finds appalling. You didn't feel like that as a teenager?! I did! She cares about her friends. She makes mistakes that I love these books. Yes, the main character is shallow and vain and quite self-absorbed, but most teenage girls are to a certain extent, right? I love that despite these things, Georgia remains a lovable character, and we get to see the chinks in her armour, as it were. She really does love her parents, even though most of the time they annoy her half to death and do things she finds appalling. You didn't feel like that as a teenager?! I did! She cares about her friends. She makes mistakes that she regrets. And what makes these books so fun is that they are almost like the diary of the class clown...how many books have you read like that? It is a familiar yet unique perspective, in my opinion. I love them and will continue to love them. If you were once a teenage girl, don't take life incredibly seriously, and can find the humor in funny thingositys, you will probably enjoy these, too.

  17. 5 out of 5

    Sandy

    The humor in these books is unparalleled. Do not read in public unless you want to be laughing like a loon for all to see. Georgia is so endearingly oblivious to her self-centered, superficial, player ways. From her lines about her Vati to her tales of Angus the Scottish half-Labrador cat to her boy-crazy musings, I just can't put these books down. Dave the Laugh is my favorite YA mate of all time, and one of my favorite Dave the Laugh scenes is in this book. (Oh, that clown nose!) However, am I t The humor in these books is unparalleled. Do not read in public unless you want to be laughing like a loon for all to see. Georgia is so endearingly oblivious to her self-centered, superficial, player ways. From her lines about her Vati to her tales of Angus the Scottish half-Labrador cat to her boy-crazy musings, I just can't put these books down. Dave the Laugh is my favorite YA mate of all time, and one of my favorite Dave the Laugh scenes is in this book. (Oh, that clown nose!) However, am I the only one who thinks these books would work better if Georgia were a bit older than 14? I don't know how they do things across the pond, but here in Hamburger-a-gogo Land, I doubt we'd really let a 14-year-old party at a club until 2:00 a.m., let alone even get into a club. Call me a Puritan, but if my future teenager was a snogging champion like Georgia at 14, I might have a bit of a nervy spaz.

  18. 4 out of 5

    Zoë

    I love Georgia Nicolson's voice so much. This series is so entertaining and light hearted. Definitely a good read for this busy month as it is a quick and easy read!

  19. 4 out of 5

    Jess 📚

    I love Dave the Laugh forever.

  20. 5 out of 5

    Angelo Herrington

    I thought the book was insanely funny in some parts. I think a possible theme for this book would either be love or friendship. I would choose these themes because in the beginning Georgia talks about her friends and even though in some parts of the book she gets mad or annoyed because of them they still are there for each other. Love could possibly be a good theme because she is dating someone that she really likes and he is in the book a lot like when they talk on the phone or in person or whe I thought the book was insanely funny in some parts. I think a possible theme for this book would either be love or friendship. I would choose these themes because in the beginning Georgia talks about her friends and even though in some parts of the book she gets mad or annoyed because of them they still are there for each other. Love could possibly be a good theme because she is dating someone that she really likes and he is in the book a lot like when they talk on the phone or in person or when Georgia brings him up in her thoughts.

  21. 4 out of 5

    Acheron

    So much hilariosity

  22. 5 out of 5

    Chloe

    Slightly better than the first two, mainly because I genuinely felt like I was reading a 14/15 year old’s diary!

  23. 4 out of 5

    Hannah

    I reread this to take my mind off things and have a good laugh. It did just that - a lot funnier than I remember it being!

  24. 5 out of 5

    Debbie

    The books in this hilarious series (American titles): Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex-God Knocked Out by My Nunga Nungas Dancing in My Nuddy Pants Away Laughing on a Fast Camel Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers Startled by His Furry Shorts Love is a Many Trousered Thing ? (It's the series that never ends!) Georgia Nicolson is a self-absorbed, British teenager who keeps a diary detailing her life in all its glorious angst(think Bridget Jones for teen The books in this hilarious series (American titles): Angus, Thongs, and Full-Frontal Snogging On the Bright Side, I'm Now the Girlfriend of a Sex-God Knocked Out by My Nunga Nungas Dancing in My Nuddy Pants Away Laughing on a Fast Camel Then He Ate My Boy Entrancers Startled by His Furry Shorts Love is a Many Trousered Thing ? (It's the series that never ends!) Georgia Nicolson is a self-absorbed, British teenager who keeps a diary detailing her life in all its glorious angst(think Bridget Jones for teens). Her parents are mad and her friends just do not realize that Georgia is indeed the center of the known universe. She's got a cat who is half Scottish wildcat and a little sister who is only partially potty-trained. Georgia thinks about boys constantly and treats them kind of like Lays potato chips (you can't kiss just one). She accidentally shaves off her eyebrows, goes to a party dressed as a stuffed olive, and has problems with nipple control. Nevertheless, she manages to attract the attention of Robbie the Sex-God, Dave the Laugh (who coins many funny phrases like piddly-diddly department and away laughing on a fast camel), and Masimo the Dreamboat. Georgia suffers from a severe case of what Dave the Laugh calls "the Cosmic Horn" and can't seem to settle down with just one boyfriend. Georgia gets herself into one hilarious predicament after another. While this series isn't exactly classic literature, I dare you to read it without laughing out loud.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Gina

    3.5 stars again! God damnit, actually Georgia is such a bad friend, incredibly disrespectful towards her father and ridiculously self-centred it is disgusting hhahah. Yet still I cannot tear myself away from these books. I think it's because I love the movie so much that I just am eager to know what happens. Although there are so many differences. I just realised that in the book Tom is younger than Robbie whereas in the movie they're twins. Also in the movie I love Georgia and Jas's friendship 3.5 stars again! God damnit, actually Georgia is such a bad friend, incredibly disrespectful towards her father and ridiculously self-centred it is disgusting hhahah. Yet still I cannot tear myself away from these books. I think it's because I love the movie so much that I just am eager to know what happens. Although there are so many differences. I just realised that in the book Tom is younger than Robbie whereas in the movie they're twins. Also in the movie I love Georgia and Jas's friendship whereas in the books I feel so sorry for Jas 99.5% of the time. Another thing I can't wrap my head around is that I don't understand how Robbie and Georgia are dating when they barely spend time together???? PLUS Georgia always gets "jelloid" whenever she sees him and speaks absolute gibberish hahaha so I just don't quite get how this happened. How did Robbie get feelings for Gee when there hasn't been times and moments to develop some?! I've said this before, but in the movie those things are played out A LOT better. At least there the both of them spend time together and get the opportunity to develop some feelings. EITHER WAY, I do enjoy these books even though Georgia is a rude cunt and the vocabulary used is cringe as hell. Georgia can be ridiculously funny and that also quite makes up for it. For example I have laughed out loud for way too long with the expressions "my eyebrows have grown to the floor by the time you got to the phone!" I nearly choked on my drink.

  26. 4 out of 5

    Emily

    Oh my goodness, Georgia is hilarious! Her journal starts right back where she left us banned from school and a Sex God's girlfriend. I think the best part of this is her ridiculous thoughts and sentences. And the fact that she is SO selfish that I don't think her friend Jas (who she talks to a lot) ever gets a full sentence in! In the ever mind changing pace of a teenager, while Georgia is so happy to be SG's girlfriend (swoon, and let us think about the snogging) she also may possibly like Dave Oh my goodness, Georgia is hilarious! Her journal starts right back where she left us banned from school and a Sex God's girlfriend. I think the best part of this is her ridiculous thoughts and sentences. And the fact that she is SO selfish that I don't think her friend Jas (who she talks to a lot) ever gets a full sentence in! In the ever mind changing pace of a teenager, while Georgia is so happy to be SG's girlfriend (swoon, and let us think about the snogging) she also may possibly like Dave the Laugh again, even though she dumped him and he was just a Red Herring. Oh boy, what to do? Angus the cat is going through a serious love affair with the Across the Road Neighbor's vixen of a cat. There is serious discussion of removing his trouser snake addendum's to keep him away from Naomi the cat.

  27. 5 out of 5

    Alahna

    There are books that are meant to inspire you and to open your mind to new ideas. The characters always learn some incredibly important life lesson and become a better person by the end of the story. This is not one of those books. Georgia is incredibly shallow and vain and she stays that way for the entire book (and series for that matter). And that is fine by me. She is 15 and, while not a great role model, a pretty accurate representation of a 15 year old girl. Well at least 15 year olds that There are books that are meant to inspire you and to open your mind to new ideas. The characters always learn some incredibly important life lesson and become a better person by the end of the story. This is not one of those books. Georgia is incredibly shallow and vain and she stays that way for the entire book (and series for that matter). And that is fine by me. She is 15 and, while not a great role model, a pretty accurate representation of a 15 year old girl. Well at least 15 year olds that I knew when I was 15. Plus these books are laugh-out-loud funny so it's easy to look past some of her more ridiculous behavior.

  28. 5 out of 5

    Sofia

    I laughed so hard while reading this one. Libbie is my spirit animal, I just love her.

  29. 4 out of 5

    Gabby

    reread

  30. 5 out of 5

    Jessica

    Funny and dramtic insight to the life of a teenage girl :') love louise rennisons books !!!

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