The first post from Sídhí World News Blog: July 17, 2011 - Escaped Werewolves Captured Fayetteville, Arkansas: Clan Valley The pair of werewolves, which escaped from Hitchcock Zoo (Eureka Springs, AR) last week, was recaptured today. After a merry chase following a trail of dead livestock, the hunt ended this morning when the werewolves (Janie Lee & Herbert) broke into a chic The first post from Sídhí World News Blog: July 17, 2011 - Escaped Werewolves Captured Fayetteville, Arkansas: Clan Valley The pair of werewolves, which escaped from Hitchcock Zoo (Eureka Springs, AR) last week, was recaptured today. After a merry chase following a trail of dead livestock, the hunt ended this morning when the werewolves (Janie Lee & Herbert) broke into a chicken barn in Fayetteville, Arkansas. Chicken barn owner, Clyde Smitherton, reported four hundred dead chickens and over five thousand dollars' worth of damage to his state-the-art pens and feeding equipment. Clyde said officials from the zoo refused to speak with him. I contacted the zoo director, Myrtle Tittlebottom, this morning. ~ Phone conversation with Myrtle ~ Jodie: Good morning, Mrs. Tittlebottom. Myrtle: If this is a reporter, I'm hanging up. Jodie: Mrs. Tittlebottom, my readers want to know if Hitchcock zoo is going to compensate Clyde for his dead chickens, damage to his property, and lost revenue. Myrtle: None of your business. Jodie: What about all the livestock the werewolves killed this week? There have been reports of mutilated and dead carcasses across northeastern Arkansas. Myrtle: Stupid %$#^ A$$ reporters! :phone slams down in my ear: Until next time - Jodie B. Cooper ~~~~~ Sídhí World News, July 2011 Edition contains 16 stories similar to the above post.