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Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the "Dongo the Puppet" show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet strings! Warning: Explicit sexual content. Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the "Dongo the Puppet" show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet strings! Warning: Explicit sexual content. Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman! 4000 words.


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Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the "Dongo the Puppet" show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet strings! Warning: Explicit sexual content. Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman Aspiring ballerina Emily doesn't like her job as a backup dancer on the "Dongo the Puppet" show. When she stays late to get a wardrobe malfunction repaired, Dongo catches her ballet dancing, and Emily finds out what it's like to dance on puppet strings! Warning: Explicit sexual content. Puppet sex, bondage, domination, and a big green monster who knows how to please a woman! 4000 words.

30 review for I Fucked the Puppet

  1. 4 out of 5

    karen

    i mean. it's puppet erotica. and that cover... this book is not even trying to be sexy!! funny erotica is my bread and butter. and it's true - there is nothing sexy about this book, which is why sunny didn't much like it. but me, i read this stuff because my mind is blown by what people come up with to sexify. and this one pretty much takes the cake of WAIT WHY IS THAT SEXY??? i had read puppet-romance before, in Hand In Glove, but this takes to next step into creepy erotica land. so we have a girl w i mean. it's puppet erotica. and that cover... this book is not even trying to be sexy!! funny erotica is my bread and butter. and it's true - there is nothing sexy about this book, which is why sunny didn't much like it. but me, i read this stuff because my mind is blown by what people come up with to sexify. and this one pretty much takes the cake of WAIT WHY IS THAT SEXY??? i had read puppet-romance before, in Hand In Glove, but this takes to next step into creepy erotica land. so we have a girl who has trained as a classical ballerina, somehow unable to find work in the world of professional ballet, and working as a backup dancer on a children's television show whose star is a giant green-shag-covered puppet named dongo; "a magical puppet brought to life by the imagination of children." (see cover) one night, she stays after hours, and ends up doing some ballet in her underwear alone on the darkened stage. as one does. and then, all of a sudden, out comes dongo in his giant dongo suit and says all sorts of creepy things to her, this is the only face i've got! i'd like to bury it in your twat!, ties her up like a puppet,uh-hoo! uh-hoo! the ropes are tight! a puppet friend i'll have tonight! and has puppet intercourse all over her with his green shag-carpet penis. imagination of children, indeed. meybe these children: i agree with sunny, the idea of taking a green-shag-carpet-covered penis into my mouth is unacceptable. and then, into my lady-bits? no way, man. i feel like the carpet would be really absorbent, ruining any chance at pleasure and creating undesirable friction. ever had rugburn?? not looking for that on my labia, thanks. and speaking in rhyme is never a turn-on. especially when the rhythm is off. you dance like a magical fairy! between those boobs, my face i'll bury!. or just completely gross coming from the mouth of a beloved children's icon. hooray, this blowjob is first class! put your fingers in my ass! smoochy would never say that. never. and i hated all the "uh-hoo!"s. it is like having sex with a bird. i imagine. were i still a little tyke, the idea of my favorite character coming to life would be a dream come true. but not like this. never like this. again, i can only focus on the practicality of the coupling in question, and i have to give this one low marks. even though she claims that there is plenty of lubrication, and even though he comes in shiny rainbow colored droplets that taste like candy, i think i would give dongo a pass, if he showed up on one of the dating sites i am always getting e-mails about. christianmingle.com, trust me, you do not want me in your genepool. UH-HOO!!!

  2. 4 out of 5

    Sammy Loves Books

    Finally, I'm enjoying a re-read of one of my favorite monster sex books This book was a joy to read because it was more funny than erotic. It was also my first Monster Sex book! I loved Dongo the puppet and his crazy eyes that would roll around frantically when he was excited. I all out laughed at his comments and loved how every thing he said rhymed. "You dance like a magical fairy! Between you boobs, my face I'll bury!" "This is the only face I've got! I'd like to bury it i Finally, I'm enjoying a re-read of one of my favorite monster sex books This book was a joy to read because it was more funny than erotic. It was also my first Monster Sex book! I loved Dongo the puppet and his crazy eyes that would roll around frantically when he was excited. I all out laughed at his comments and loved how every thing he said rhymed. "You dance like a magical fairy! Between you boobs, my face I'll bury!" "This is the only face I've got! I'd like to bury it in your twat!" "It's not what I am, or where I'm from, but just how much I can make you come!" Warning! Choking Hazard: Do not read while eating or drinking. Laughing with a full mouth is bad for your health.

  3. 4 out of 5

    It's just me Shelly B

    WTF did I just read!!!!!! That was absolutely EPIC!!!! Dongo the rhyming puppet and his back up dancer get it ON!!!!!!! Best part is he rhymes...hahahahhaha! The entire time:) "If he can get you on your knees, Dongo does his best to please!" This is what I looked like the entire time!!! I also had moments of this too... By the way there's really no plot to discuss, the title explains it all!!! I will have to say I read this book to make me laugh and I laughed the entire time:)))) Lets just say that was WTF did I just read!!!!!! That was absolutely EPIC!!!! Dongo the rhyming puppet and his back up dancer get it ON!!!!!!! Best part is he rhymes...hahahahhaha! The entire time:) "If he can get you on your knees, Dongo does his best to please!" This is what I looked like the entire time!!! I also had moments of this too... By the way there's really no plot to discuss, the title explains it all!!! I will have to say I read this book to make me laugh and I laughed the entire time:)))) Lets just say that was 20 pages of weirdness;)))))))

  4. 4 out of 5

    Britta ★ Nachteule ★

    And again it's Weird Shit Wednesday. 9/17/2014 3.5 Kermit-Stars rounded down Green furry puppet on ropes called "Dongo" Special features: -furry cock -long tongue -cum taste like candy and is glistening in every color of the rainbow -bondage-kink Puppet speaks in rhymes!!!!! Uncontollably urges to LOL preprogrammed!!! For a Weird Shit Read it was surprisingly good! I felt extremly good entertained. And again it's Weird Shit Wednesday. 9/17/2014 3.5 Kermit-Stars rounded down Green furry puppet on ropes called "Dongo" Special features: -furry cock -long tongue -cum taste like candy and is glistening in every color of the rainbow -bondage-kink Puppet speaks in rhymes!!!!! Uncontollably urges to LOL preprogrammed!!! For a Weird Shit Read it was surprisingly good! I felt extremly good entertained.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Mindy (Naughty Book Snitch)

    Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames Overall: 3 out of 5 stars Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy See Mindy’s Blog Review Here BUY THE BOOK Meh, it was okay. Interesting concept with a magical puppet. Cass is a new backup dancer for Dongo the Puppet show. Not exactly where she wanted to be in her career. Late one night she bumps into Dongo, who still hasn't taken off his costume. Dongo ends up teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction. So why not just go w Heat Level: 2 out of 4 flames Overall: 3 out of 5 stars Reviewed by Naughty Book Snitch: Mindy See Mindy’s Blog Review Here BUY THE BOOK Meh, it was okay. Interesting concept with a magical puppet. Cass is a new backup dancer for Dongo the Puppet show. Not exactly where she wanted to be in her career. Late one night she bumps into Dongo, who still hasn't taken off his costume. Dongo ends up teasing and pissing Cass off but things suddenly turn in a completely different direction. So why not just go with it.... "Well, it's not every day you get to fuck an imaginary puppet, may as well give him head. Yep, sounds legit. Hahaha :D The first half of the book is the "story" and the second half is a bunch of excerpts for other books. But overall, it was just okay. A quick smutty and funny read and I would most definitely read more from this author. BUY THE BOOK Click below for more Naughty Book Snitch reviews

  6. 4 out of 5

    Susan

    For this week’s Weird Shit Wednesday read we have ventured into the land of the puppets… And yes, it is as awful as it sounds.. A real life, big, hairy puppet. And of course the stupid woman who wants nothing more than to be fucked by this puppet… I felt my resolve melting away beneath the puppet's touch; he knew how to please a woman, but part of my brain rejected the idea that Dongo the Puppet - not the actor in a costume, but the character himself - was trying to fuck me. His monster cock For this week’s Weird Shit Wednesday read we have ventured into the land of the puppets… And yes, it is as awful as it sounds.. A real life, big, hairy puppet. And of course the stupid woman who wants nothing more than to be fucked by this puppet… I felt my resolve melting away beneath the puppet's touch; he knew how to please a woman, but part of my brain rejected the idea that Dongo the Puppet - not the actor in a costume, but the character himself - was trying to fuck me. His monster cock bobbed to the same jaunty rhythm as his body, and he urged it closer to my face. Well, it's not every day you get to fuck an imaginary puppet, may as well give him head Dongo the puppet only talks in rhyme. "Now, now, girl, don't be fussy! Dongo's hungry for your pussy!" How romantic. My overall feelings about this book. I’m not sure I enjoyed this one for its weirdness. It was weird, that’s for sure. But Dongo got on my nerves.. he was one sick puppet..

  7. 5 out of 5

    Elaine

    My. Oh. My. Why should I be surprised by anything I read, with a title and book cover like this? Did it misrepresent itself in any way? No. Did I learn of this fine tome from New Yorker Magazine or from a Goodreads group titled "Sexxy Monsters"??? Where else can the evidence a H's pleasure be comparable with glittery liquid Skittles? This short story tells the tale of a "real" man-size puppet on strings named Dongo, star of his own popular children's TV show, and a back up dancer. After hours, th My. Oh. My. Why should I be surprised by anything I read, with a title and book cover like this? Did it misrepresent itself in any way? No. Did I learn of this fine tome from New Yorker Magazine or from a Goodreads group titled "Sexxy Monsters"??? Where else can the evidence a H's pleasure be comparable with glittery liquid Skittles? This short story tells the tale of a "real" man-size puppet on strings named Dongo, star of his own popular children's TV show, and a back up dancer. After hours, they find themselves entangled in a little, you know, puppet sex. Green hairy delight ensues. Technically, the story is written well. It is not loaded with careless errors. If you like your erotic short stories with tongue firmly implanted in cheek, this book is your one stop read!

  8. 5 out of 5

    Camille

    :-) I don't know. I don't know if I want to know. I'm torn between funny and what the hell. So, yeah...*chuckling while shaking my head* Cute. Silly. Ouch. Ridiculous. Oh, and way over-priced for a 'book' this size. :-) I don't know. I don't know if I want to know. I'm torn between funny and what the hell. So, yeah...*chuckling while shaking my head* Cute. Silly. Ouch. Ridiculous. Oh, and way over-priced for a 'book' this size.

  9. 4 out of 5

    DoodlePanda

    Another Wednesday = Another Weird Shit Wednesday read! This time we get to read about.... Puppets! So we have Emily, who is a back-up dancer for "Dongo the Puppet Show". A job she doesn't like because she wants to be a ballerina. One night after the show Dongo shows his true self - turns out he is alive and wanting some action! Emily decides that doing it with a puppet is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so she decides to have some fun... And apparently doing it with a puppet means you get to I'm ki Another Wednesday = Another Weird Shit Wednesday read! This time we get to read about.... Puppets! So we have Emily, who is a back-up dancer for "Dongo the Puppet Show". A job she doesn't like because she wants to be a ballerina. One night after the show Dongo shows his true self - turns out he is alive and wanting some action! Emily decides that doing it with a puppet is a once-in-a-lifetime opportunity, so she decides to have some fun... And apparently doing it with a puppet means you get to I'm kinda disappointed in this read. It didn't make me LOL. I like LOLing. But hey, there is always next Wednesday, right? More of my reviews here !

  10. 4 out of 5

    Alisa

    I will start by saying after the first 2 times Dongo rhymed his words... I read the whole friggin story like that... it was funny but also very disturbing. His fur was slick and matted... makes me think of Swamp Thing for some strange reason. Now.. If all cum tasted like Cotton Candy or Skittles... you can bet your sweet ass I would have to make sucking off "Dongo" my full time job. Why she didnt scream for help, or say "NO! You are NOT TO TOUCH ME!" I will never know.. but she seemed to really lik I will start by saying after the first 2 times Dongo rhymed his words... I read the whole friggin story like that... it was funny but also very disturbing. His fur was slick and matted... makes me think of Swamp Thing for some strange reason. Now.. If all cum tasted like Cotton Candy or Skittles... you can bet your sweet ass I would have to make sucking off "Dongo" my full time job. Why she didnt scream for help, or say "NO! You are NOT TO TOUCH ME!" I will never know.. but she seemed to really like Dongo and his dong,his weird, thick green puppet fingers and his tounge that reminds me of Leonard from C4B. All in all this was a funny, fast, pretty interesting read. I wonder if this chick goes to Orgies in Make Believe Land on Mr. Rogers? That would be interestante.. just sayin.. I would probably pay to read that as well..lol

  11. 5 out of 5

    Karen Wellsbury

    Really, she trained as a ballet dancer and is dancing back up for Dongo a life sized green hairy puppet with a big arse. Been there 2 weeks and shags the puppet, likes it. I do believe this may have been the dullest attempt at salacious bawdery I have read. It wasn't even funny, well one of two of Dongo's sex rhymes made me smile, but I'm tired and have little resistance today. Really, she trained as a ballet dancer and is dancing back up for Dongo a life sized green hairy puppet with a big arse. Been there 2 weeks and shags the puppet, likes it. I do believe this may have been the dullest attempt at salacious bawdery I have read. It wasn't even funny, well one of two of Dongo's sex rhymes made me smile, but I'm tired and have little resistance today.

  12. 4 out of 5

    Lindsey

    Review coming soon!

  13. 5 out of 5

    Rush

    Yes, I read it. And I found it quite enjoyable, so there. Who doesn't like a little frivolity in their bizzare porn stories? Am I right? This little number is about Emily. She works as a dancer on the Dongo the Puppet Show. She always wondered who was under that shaggy green costume. No one ever saw the man behind the mask. One night, she stayed late and decided to dance by herself when ol' Dongo appeared. "You dance like a magical fairy!" Dongo said, then made a clumsy attempt to put himself in Yes, I read it. And I found it quite enjoyable, so there. Who doesn't like a little frivolity in their bizzare porn stories? Am I right? This little number is about Emily. She works as a dancer on the Dongo the Puppet Show. She always wondered who was under that shaggy green costume. No one ever saw the man behind the mask. One night, she stayed late and decided to dance by herself when ol' Dongo appeared. "You dance like a magical fairy!" Dongo said, then made a clumsy attempt to put himself in attitude en point. "Between those boobs, my face I'll bury!" Yes, Oscar, I really do.

  14. 5 out of 5

    Rush

    Yes, I read it. And I found it quite enjoyable, so there. Who doesn't like a little frivolity in their bizzare porn stories? Am I right? This little number is about Emily. She works as a dancer on the Dongo the Puppet Show. She always wondered who was under that shaggy green costume. No one ever saw the man behind the mask. One night, she stayed late and decided to dance by herself when ol' Dongo appeared. "You dance like a magical fairy!" Dongo said, then made a clumsy attempt to put himself in Yes, I read it. And I found it quite enjoyable, so there. Who doesn't like a little frivolity in their bizzare porn stories? Am I right? This little number is about Emily. She works as a dancer on the Dongo the Puppet Show. She always wondered who was under that shaggy green costume. No one ever saw the man behind the mask. One night, she stayed late and decided to dance by herself when ol' Dongo appeared. "You dance like a magical fairy!" Dongo said, then made a clumsy attempt to put himself in attitude en point. "Between those boobs, my face I'll bury!" Yes, Oscar, I really do.

  15. 4 out of 5

    Wizard80

    All in all, it's a nice very short story. Perhaps a little to short for my liking. I would also have preferred a little more "kink" in it considering the bondage seen on cover... But else than that, it was definitively original with the puppet speaking in naughty rhymes all the time. The girl is all like "wtf is going on" and wants nothing to do with this at first, but she was extremely easy to turn around and enjoy herself thoroughly by the end. Nothing spectacular or breath taking, but it was a All in all, it's a nice very short story. Perhaps a little to short for my liking. I would also have preferred a little more "kink" in it considering the bondage seen on cover... But else than that, it was definitively original with the puppet speaking in naughty rhymes all the time. The girl is all like "wtf is going on" and wants nothing to do with this at first, but she was extremely easy to turn around and enjoy herself thoroughly by the end. Nothing spectacular or breath taking, but it was a nice little kinky read.

  16. 4 out of 5

    Neil M

    I fucked the puppet... But I did not shoot the deputy. Where do I get a copy of this? The fact that its length is counted in words, not pages, makes it sound like someone's detention essay gone horribly wrong. I must read this. I fucked the puppet... But I did not shoot the deputy. Where do I get a copy of this? The fact that its length is counted in words, not pages, makes it sound like someone's detention essay gone horribly wrong. I must read this.

  17. 4 out of 5

    Ève Renaud

    NOOOO!!! NO to puppet sex! (I say no, but if Kermit came along one day, well...)

  18. 5 out of 5

    Scarlet

    *epic buddy read*

  19. 4 out of 5

    Velia

  20. 4 out of 5

    Sassy Smut

  21. 5 out of 5

    Nikola

  22. 5 out of 5

    Brenda

  23. 5 out of 5

    Danny Drummond

  24. 4 out of 5

    Timothy Hall

  25. 5 out of 5

    Trinity Zook

  26. 5 out of 5

    paytonn ritter

  27. 5 out of 5

    Squeasel

  28. 4 out of 5

    Lisa

  29. 5 out of 5

    Randi Flanagan

  30. 4 out of 5

    Andrew Vega

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