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drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it? drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?" drlense: "Knot's Landing?" drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?" drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?" Teen Wolf (TV) fanfiction: Stiles/Derek Words:2285 complete


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drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it? drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?" drlense: "Knot's Landing?" drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?" drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?" Teen Wolf (TV) fanfiction: Stiles/Derek Words:2285 complete

30 review for State of the Union

  1. 5 out of 5

    SheReadsALot

    KNOTTING + FUNNY: “Wait,” Stiles said, and Derek obligatorily stopped leaving the impressively large hickey he’d been working on to squint up at Stiles. “Do they still call it missionary when it’s gay? Missionaries probably aren’t doing it like this.” “Gay werewolf missionaries probably are,” Derek said, and dipped his head down to start anew. + STEREK = This is a great little ficlet that delivers established couple!Sterek. It wasn't too long so I wasn't bored (those established couples stories can bor KNOTTING + FUNNY: “Wait,” Stiles said, and Derek obligatorily stopped leaving the impressively large hickey he’d been working on to squint up at Stiles. “Do they still call it missionary when it’s gay? Missionaries probably aren’t doing it like this.” “Gay werewolf missionaries probably are,” Derek said, and dipped his head down to start anew. + STEREK = This is a great little ficlet that delivers established couple!Sterek. It wasn't too long so I wasn't bored (those established couples stories can bore me like no other) and the jokes were my kind of humor. And for something so sexy (KNOTTING) it wasn't extremely explicit. Really enjoyed and laughed my ass off!

  2. 5 out of 5

    Otila

    KNOTTING So what exactly do you do to pass the time when you have a werewolf's dick stuck up your ass for twenty to thirty minutes? Stiles loves being knotted. It's the waiting for the knot to deflate that makes him impatient. Not very explicit but really funny and in character. Love it! KNOTTING So what exactly do you do to pass the time when you have a werewolf's dick stuck up your ass for twenty to thirty minutes? Stiles loves being knotted. It's the waiting for the knot to deflate that makes him impatient. Not very explicit but really funny and in character. Love it!

  3. 5 out of 5

    Jennifer☠Pher☠

    Honestly folks, Derek and Stiles in bed? Yeah, I would not be doing crosswords or reading or anything but touching and... Well, whatever, I guess if you have it you have it and sometimes you just can take if for granted. Right? This shit was like laugh out loud funny, not lol, LAUGH OUT LOUD. Oh and yeah, KNOTTING, lots of KNOTTING. Honestly folks, Derek and Stiles in bed? Yeah, I would not be doing crosswords or reading or anything but touching and... Well, whatever, I guess if you have it you have it and sometimes you just can take if for granted. Right? This shit was like laugh out loud funny, not lol, LAUGH OUT LOUD. Oh and yeah, KNOTTING, lots of KNOTTING.

  4. 5 out of 5

    Trisha Harrington

    Funny and cute. Recommended if you want something really short that will make you laugh.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Meep

    Short Sterek. I liked it. It made me smile if not laugh. There's some great quotable Stiles lines and a series of weird after-glow moments.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Vivian

    He v. He midcoital knotting activities plan Snort worthy Sterek that mimics the cuddle argument. “I’m not allowed to make decisions in bed because I get sex stupid, and you’re not allowed to make decisions anywhere else because you’re regular stupid. We agreed.”

  7. 4 out of 5

    ♣ Irish Smurfétté ♣

    Cute and sweet and humorous. Yes, as you know, there be knotting up in this here joint. Small gestures that speak volumes. This is definitely a love letter to Sterek. ;)

  8. 5 out of 5

    Sandra

    I don't usually go for pre-existing relationship stories, but the set up of this one made for a few fun snippets. Stiles is a little bit of a bitch to Derek, so I would have loved to see the earlier sweetness of how they together, but it works as a funny little short with a sweet ending.

  9. 5 out of 5

    Fifi LaFleur

    This was pretty hilarious. Established couple shenanigans.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Valerie ❈M/M Romance Junkie❈

    This made me laugh so hard. Re-read 01/10/2016 still cute Reread 6/23/2018 still snickering

  11. 4 out of 5

    BWT (Belen)

    An ok short little ficlet. I didn't seem to find it as hilarious as some, but definitely enjoyed it.

  12. 4 out of 5

    Trix

    Actually closer to 3 stars. Knotting. Quite a detailed diary of the many positions, possible deterrents and activities that Stiles engages in to spend the time while he and Derek and knotted together. Meant to be funny but left me slightly uncomfortable to know they were 'tied' together for up to half an hour and Stiles acted like it was nothing. I mean, he had something up his... you don't really start doing the crossword puzzle, do you?

  13. 4 out of 5

    The_Paperback_Peruser

    Well Knotting is always good!

  14. 4 out of 5

    Finnegan

    I thnk the frase "emergency knotting entertainment tools" says it all. Very funny, yet sweet, and I liked it a lot!

  15. 5 out of 5

    Angela

    Teen Wolf Fanfiction- Sterek Summary: drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it? drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?" drlense: "Knot's Landing?" drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?" drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?" Words:2285 Seven. That's how many passages I highlighted while reading this fic, each one more ridiculously funny than the last. Keep in mind that this little gem of a story only has about 2300 words. If "Stiles-isms" are your thing (and why wouldn' Teen Wolf Fanfiction- Sterek Summary: drunktuesdays: what am I going to NAME it? drlense: "Knot's Entertainment?" drlense: "Knot's Landing?" drlense: "Short attention span but a really stretched out Anus?" drlense: "My boyfriend does Knot pay attention?" Words:2285 Seven. That's how many passages I highlighted while reading this fic, each one more ridiculously funny than the last. Keep in mind that this little gem of a story only has about 2300 words. If "Stiles-isms" are your thing (and why wouldn't they be, he's hilarious) take a few minutes while your coffee brews or your Ramen noodles heat up and read this. But be sure you finish reading before you try to eat or drink or you might just end up snorting coffee and noodles out your nose.

  16. 4 out of 5

    Hc

    Ok, Knotting should be like, hell yeah reading time...but while they are having sex and they are knotting, its like saying have have sex and Derek gets a knot. The aftermath of such event is actually the highlight of this. What they do to pass the time when they are stuck together. So...kinda stupid and not sexy not not...knotty....

  17. 4 out of 5

    Ian

    Pretty funny. Doesn't really have any smexing for all it's based on the events after supernatural smexing.

  18. 5 out of 5

    Katie

  19. 5 out of 5

    Dea

  20. 4 out of 5

    Vero

  21. 5 out of 5

    SMi

  22. 4 out of 5

    Meg

  23. 5 out of 5

    Dalia

  24. 4 out of 5

    Emily

  25. 5 out of 5

    A

  26. 4 out of 5

    Hrtnsoul28

  27. 5 out of 5

    L.L.

  28. 5 out of 5

    Keveen

  29. 4 out of 5

    Lex

  30. 5 out of 5

    Coco

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