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What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir? HEY DOORMAN is what that would be. . . . . .The bouncer/author, John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent.He is also a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes.Take a trip, not only into LA night life---a city that draws What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir? HEY DOORMAN is what that would be. . . . . .The bouncer/author, John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent.He is also a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes.Take a trip, not only into LA night life---a city that draws people from all across the globe---but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you'll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. ˃˃˃ JERRY SEINFELD - "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doormen buddies." Seinfeld episode, "The Doorman". ˃˃˃ What do these three men have in common: Javier Bardem, Mickey Rourke, Samuel L. Jackson? They were all doormen at one point or another! HEY DOORMAN


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What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir? HEY DOORMAN is what that would be. . . . . .The bouncer/author, John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent.He is also a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes.Take a trip, not only into LA night life---a city that draws What if Craig Robinson's bouncer character from "Knocked Up" wrote a memoir? HEY DOORMAN is what that would be. . . . . .The bouncer/author, John P. Kildemm is sarcastic, funny, wry, well-read, and rarely violent.He is also a keen observer of people and it's from this place that this hilarious memoir comes.Take a trip, not only into LA night life---a city that draws people from all across the globe---but into the mind of the funniest/smartest bouncer you'll ever meet, as he observes you from sobriety to total inebriation, and everything in between. ˃˃˃ JERRY SEINFELD - "I'm sure he's having a good laugh over this with his doormen buddies." Seinfeld episode, "The Doorman". ˃˃˃ What do these three men have in common: Javier Bardem, Mickey Rourke, Samuel L. Jackson? They were all doormen at one point or another! HEY DOORMAN

30 review for Hey Doorman: Twenty-One true Tales of An Uncommon Bouncer in Los Angeles

  1. 5 out of 5

    Jessyca Garcia

    HEY DOORMAN: Twenty-one true tales of an uncommon bouncer in Los Angeles by John P. Kildemm is a hilarious quick read. The book contains twenty-one stories or advice from a bouncer’s experiences. They are all told in Kildemm’s funny sarcastic style. I thought Hey Doorman was shm-tastic. Bouncers are often overlooked. They are the guardians of the doors and people do not realize they see pretty much everything. My favorite story in this book was Twenty-one you say? I never thought that bouncers wo HEY DOORMAN: Twenty-one true tales of an uncommon bouncer in Los Angeles by John P. Kildemm is a hilarious quick read. The book contains twenty-one stories or advice from a bouncer’s experiences. They are all told in Kildemm’s funny sarcastic style. I thought Hey Doorman was shm-tastic. Bouncers are often overlooked. They are the guardians of the doors and people do not realize they see pretty much everything. My favorite story in this book was Twenty-one you say? I never thought that bouncers would use social media to identify someone’s age. This sort of reminds me of something the government would do. Matt Damon (and other famous celebrities) was another story I really liked. I liked this story because Kildemm tells the readers the truth about how these celebrities actually are. The only time I hear about a celebrity at a nightclub is when they are getting in trouble. The verdict is still out on Justin Bieber, but it is nice to hear that they are not always getting into trouble and that they are nice people. Kildemm’s words of shm-wisdom are not something one should forget either. I really enjoyed Hey Doorman. It made me laugh out loud. It also made me want to go to Los Angeles just to see if what Kildemm says about the transvestites in the street are true. I read that Kildemm has written another book called HEY DOORMAN: twenty-two true tales of an uncommon bouncer in Los Angeles, I cannot wait to read it. *I received an ARC in exchange for an honest review

  2. 4 out of 5

    Keryth Belvin

    Hilariously Funny Great book! I was really entertained by it. It seriously cracked me up. I'm gonna check out his next book too. Same name as this one but it's 22 true tales instead of 21. Check out this book if you want a good laugh. Hilariously Funny Great book! I was really entertained by it. It seriously cracked me up. I'm gonna check out his next book too. Same name as this one but it's 22 true tales instead of 21. Check out this book if you want a good laugh.

  3. 4 out of 5

    Barbara Collins

    so hilarious

  4. 5 out of 5

    Reads A-Lot

    This is a glimpse of what a L.A. night club bouncer sees--it is 21 true tales, to be exact. Each segment is something else in the life of a bouncer. They’re not really stories, but more observations you’d hear from a stand-up comedian. “What’s important to know is this, when it comes to fights, men in L.A. are like dogs in L.A. Only the little ones start sh#t.” (8) True dat! Filled with a wry and witty humor, tales are quick and enjoyable, albeit very risqué at times. I wasn’t too familiar with This is a glimpse of what a L.A. night club bouncer sees--it is 21 true tales, to be exact. Each segment is something else in the life of a bouncer. They’re not really stories, but more observations you’d hear from a stand-up comedian. “What’s important to know is this, when it comes to fights, men in L.A. are like dogs in L.A. Only the little ones start sh#t.” (8) True dat! Filled with a wry and witty humor, tales are quick and enjoyable, albeit very risqué at times. I wasn’t too familiar with some of the terms used and, of course, had no idea what they meant (something tells me I wouldn’t want to know.) And, like I said, these are not stories, so the writing is unimpressive. Like Seinfeld, this is the book about nothing. I didn’t always get the jokes and some of the stories were better off not being heard (seemed unnecessary and really disgusting,) but an okay first effort.

  5. 4 out of 5

    Johanna Sawyer

    Thanks to the author for alerting me to such an interesting read. While I didn't really laugh, (I'm mostly into sarcastic humor) I did feel entertained while reading this book. I felt vaguely curious about the author after reading this, especially since he named having a book with him while in several small stories. (I'm just saying if he had been reading Of Mice and Men vs Black Lace, maybe our reactions would have been different) I think the penis story was my favorite. The stories were short Thanks to the author for alerting me to such an interesting read. While I didn't really laugh, (I'm mostly into sarcastic humor) I did feel entertained while reading this book. I felt vaguely curious about the author after reading this, especially since he named having a book with him while in several small stories. (I'm just saying if he had been reading Of Mice and Men vs Black Lace, maybe our reactions would have been different) I think the penis story was my favorite. The stories were short in general but I considered this book to be like a date where this bouncer-guy just regaled me with cute interesting tidbits about people in L.A. Overall entertainment is five stars.

  6. 5 out of 5

    Andres

    Good but short book on being a bouncer in L.A. The book comes off as a 100% true and unadulterated (other than the obfuscation of trademarks). The author obviously worked as a bouncer, as he states, and he regaled us with 21 juicy tales of drunkenness, lust and or stupidity that he experienced while on the clock. The book is a half hour read, at best, but worth the time for the many funny or cringe-worthy moments. Hope he's no longer a bouncer. Judging by his, he could do much better. Good but short book on being a bouncer in L.A. The book comes off as a 100% true and unadulterated (other than the obfuscation of trademarks). The author obviously worked as a bouncer, as he states, and he regaled us with 21 juicy tales of drunkenness, lust and or stupidity that he experienced while on the clock. The book is a half hour read, at best, but worth the time for the many funny or cringe-worthy moments. Hope he's no longer a bouncer. Judging by his, he could do much better.

  7. 5 out of 5

    Leslie

    having read the second book in this series first (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...) I was excited to read this one. Unfortunately I was disappointed. This short collection is less funny than it is offensive. The first story is awkward and there is little improvement. Skip this one and go to the second. having read the second book in this series first (https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/2...) I was excited to read this one. Unfortunately I was disappointed. This short collection is less funny than it is offensive. The first story is awkward and there is little improvement. Skip this one and go to the second.

  8. 4 out of 5

    John P.

    Funny, raunchy, wit.

  9. 5 out of 5

    michelle decker

    Stupid! I wasted my time reading this ..... this was pointless and stupid , but yet I kept reading why because it was free I would have been ashamed to have bought this book

  10. 4 out of 5

    Heather Edwards

    It was a free ebook I read on my phone. Short and mildly entertaining.

  11. 5 out of 5

    Belinda in Alabama

    Interesting Interesting to read about someone's life as a valet and/or a bouncer. Funny stories about stupid people. I'm glad that I've never been one of the people he bounced. Interesting Interesting to read about someone's life as a valet and/or a bouncer. Funny stories about stupid people. I'm glad that I've never been one of the people he bounced.

  12. 4 out of 5

    Melodie Kapping

  13. 4 out of 5

    Kerri

  14. 5 out of 5

    Sharon Blum

  15. 5 out of 5

    Gary

  16. 5 out of 5

    Jen

  17. 4 out of 5

    Robert Leach Jr

  18. 5 out of 5

    Bill

  19. 5 out of 5

    Tara

  20. 4 out of 5

    Robert Shivak

  21. 4 out of 5

    BIG BOOKS

  22. 5 out of 5

    Raegan LeMaire

  23. 5 out of 5

    Jason Reeves

  24. 5 out of 5

    Dawn

  25. 5 out of 5

    Missy

  26. 4 out of 5

    Sandra Turnbull-Skinner

  27. 4 out of 5

    Christine

  28. 4 out of 5

    Angela

  29. 4 out of 5

    Brenda

  30. 5 out of 5

    Artdenzau

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