In this imaginary tirade by Fidel Castro, just as Adolf Hitler's early painting career has been romanticized, so is the former Cuban dictator's passion for baseball used and lampooned. With plenty expletives, Castro rails about his baseball prowess and the impotence of the United States to defeat him. This short (1,000 words) and entirely fictional piece is amusing and hop In this imaginary tirade by Fidel Castro, just as Adolf Hitler's early painting career has been romanticized, so is the former Cuban dictator's passion for baseball used and lampooned. With plenty expletives, Castro rails about his baseball prowess and the impotence of the United States to defeat him. This short (1,000 words) and entirely fictional piece is amusing and hopefully thought provoking.