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Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever. Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding! This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love.


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Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life Millionaire real estate tycoon Domald Tromp was born into wealth and, because of this, he’s grown thirsty for something more from life; something a little darker, a little weirder, a little more taboo. To satiate these cravings of the forbidden, Domald has embarked on one of his usual trips to Russian. Little does he know that this particular vacation will change his life forever. Followed around by a camera crew from the Buttz Carlton Hotel, Domald turns Moscow upside down; sampling some illegal unicorn horn cuisine and hiring a handsome gay T-Rex prostitute. But when Domald suggests the handsome dinosaur pee on his butt, a political scandal begins to unfold unlike anything in the history of hardcore anal pounding! This erotic tale is 4,300 words of sizzling human on gay Russian dinosaur prostitute action, including anal, blowjobs, cream pies, rough sex, facials, watersports and corrupt political figure love.

30 review for Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On

  1. 4 out of 5

    Colleen Hoover

    I think Tarryn Fisher is Chuck Tingle. In fact, I'm sure of it.

  2. 4 out of 5

    karen

    is it too late to make chuck tingle president?

  3. 4 out of 5

    Dan Schwent

    What does a billionaire do to get his rocks off? When he's Domald Tromp, he goes to Russia, snorts a plate of powdered unicorn horn, and hires a T-Rex prostitute. Of course he does. I've had a buy-this-for-me shelf for years. When I put Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On on it, Carol took me up on it and became the first second person to actually buy me something. The lady of What does a billionaire do to get his rocks off? When he's Domald Tromp, he goes to Russia, snorts a plate of powdered unicorn horn, and hires a T-Rex prostitute. Of course he does. I've had a buy-this-for-me shelf for years. When I put Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On on it, Carol took me up on it and became the first second person to actually buy me something. The lady of the house and I were painting the living room and had some time to kill before the second coat so I knocked this out. The title is pretty much the plot. Domald Tromp goes to Russia and gets plowed by a T-Rex prostitute, whose accomplice films it. What will they blackmail Tromp to do? Read it and find out. For monster porn, Domald Tromp Pounded In The Butt By The Handsome Russian T-Rex Who Also Peed On His Butt And Then Blackmailed Him With The Videos Of His Butt Getting Peed On is about as well-written as it gets. There are some surprisingly tender moments between Domald and the T-Rex after Domald gets his anus torn the hell up and drenched in urine. I've never had gay sex but I imagine this is a pretty good account of what happens when a man and a dinosaur get down to business. Is it really gay porn if a dinosaur is involved? One of life's great mysteries, I guess. A special bonus tale sees Domald Tromp as both President of the United States AND the Loch Ness Monster initiating some guy into the ways of dinosaur-on-man gay action. Both stories were fairly entertaining and surprisingly well-written for what they were. I doubt I'll return to the Tingleverse any time soon but I'm glad I visited. 3 out of 5 stars.

  4. 5 out of 5

    Sh3lly

    Spoilers below, if that matters? Pretty awesome title, I must say. LOL Domald Tromp, star of The Apparent Ass, has decided to go to Russia to try and “get his rocks off.” He is staying at the Buttz Carlton Hotel. “I’ve just arrived from the United States and I’m looking to do something [email protected]%ked up. My name is Domald Tromp and I’m very, very rich,” I explain matter-of-factly. “Have you heard of me?” The concierge suggests dining at a restaurant where they serve ground unicorn horn. Highly illegal, duh. Spoilers below, if that matters? Pretty awesome title, I must say. LOL Domald Tromp, star of The Apparent Ass, has decided to go to Russia to try and “get his rocks off.” He is staying at the Buttz Carlton Hotel. “I’ve just arrived from the United States and I’m looking to do something [email protected]%ked up. My name is Domald Tromp and I’m very, very rich,” I explain matter-of-factly. “Have you heard of me?” The concierge suggests dining at a restaurant where they serve ground unicorn horn. Highly illegal, duh. Instead of eating the ground unicorn horn, he snorts it. Suddenly Rombo the handsome T-Rex prostitute is before Dom. And then suddenly, they are back in Dom’s hotel room, about to get it on. (Not quite sure about that transition, but whatever, I’m rolling with it.) I like the way that this handsome T-Rex has taken charge of the situation, standing up to me despite the fact that I can generally come off as a belligerent, raging asshole. When Rombo frees his “massive green c**k”: ”Now this is the kind of vacation I’ve been needing,” I coo, gazing up with my big round real-estate tycoon eyes. There is no doubt in my mind now that the homerotic magic flowing between us is genuine, and as I hold here with the prehistoric beast’s massive rod completely stuffed into my neck, I finally feel as though I’m somewhere I belong. Rombo demands: “Call me your thunder lizard!” After Rombo’s release (wow, was that something), Dom finishes, while Rombo gives him a golden shower. "Oh f$%k,” I moan. “I love the way that you pee all over my butt.” Yeah, so… of course Dom and the T-Rex discover their love for each other and Dom changes his evil ways. This was pretty good, but not my favorite. Still, a fun parody. And there is a bonus story! President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt Free with Kindle Unlimited! :D

  5. 5 out of 5

    Elise (TheBookishActress)

    No offense but what the fuck is this

  6. 5 out of 5

    ☆ Todd

    OMMFG. That was even more disturbing than I thought it might be. “Fuck me!” I scream, “Fuck me President Loch Ness Tromp! Pound my ass like you’ll pound the ass of all Americans!” I got nothin'... ------------------------------------------------ *FREE* on Kindle Unlimited -- if you dare. OMMFG. That was even more disturbing than I thought it might be. “Fuck me!” I scream, “Fuck me President Loch Ness Tromp! Pound my ass like you’ll pound the ass of all Americans!” I got nothin'... ------------------------------------------------ *FREE* on Kindle Unlimited -- if you dare.

  7. 5 out of 5

    mark monday

    "Now this is the kind of vacation I've been needing," I coo, gazing up with my big round real-estate-tycoon eyes. Tingleverse is an odd place: a spoiled billionaire American real estate developer-cum-celebrity icon travels millions of miles to Russia, of all places, just to snort illicit unicorn powder in the most exclusive of restaurants and then order up a prehistoric prostitute for a bout of raw-dogging - as if he couldn't do all that back home in the good ole U.S. of A! "Call me your th "Now this is the kind of vacation I've been needing," I coo, gazing up with my big round real-estate-tycoon eyes. Tingleverse is an odd place: a spoiled billionaire American real estate developer-cum-celebrity icon travels millions of miles to Russia, of all places, just to snort illicit unicorn powder in the most exclusive of restaurants and then order up a prehistoric prostitute for a bout of raw-dogging - as if he couldn't do all that back home in the good ole U.S. of A! "Call me your thunder lizard!" Rombo suddenly demands, taking control in just that way that I like. Tingleverse is a sexy place: a world where a friendly, studly, open-minded dinosaur prostitute pounds a newly passive billionaire while a talkative Russian cameraman cheerfully videotapes it all. Plus peeing, which is not really my thing, but hey I'm not judging. "I know this is going to sound kind of strange, but I'm going to need you to run for president now," the dinosaur informs me. But Tingleverse is also a sweet place: what might have been a squalid bit of sex-and-blackmail ends ends up being sex-positive, life-affirming romance. One where a spoiled billionaire resolutely rejects running for president in favor of exploring a new relationship with sexy green friend. Includes a bonus story: President Domald Loch Ness Tromp Pounds America's Butt. What was once something of a joke about the political climate and an absurdist commentary on celebrity culture has suddenly evolved, becoming all too real. This bonus story is set in a dimension quite different than the previous one; in this world, Tromp is a domineering top. But before America gets its long-overdue pounding, a certain young journalist finds himself suddenly suddenly submissive, cowed and turned on by the hot presidential hopeful from Loch Ness; and so he inevitably presents rearward. Attention all purveyors of fake news: you have been duly warned! "You're just what this country needs," I tell the monster. Both stories are basically worth a shrug, but they have their moments of clever satire, in between all of the pounding.

  8. 4 out of 5

    Jonathan

    I love Chuck Tingle and everything he stands for. I mean, this is just wonderful: http://www.buttbart.com/ I love Chuck Tingle and everything he stands for. I mean, this is just wonderful: http://www.buttbart.com/

  9. 5 out of 5

    Aeren

    Me he reido lo que no está escrito XD

  10. 5 out of 5

    Heather the Queen of (Smut)Books

    OMG...this shit right here tho! *dead*

  11. 5 out of 5

    S James Bysouth

    Urm... In what will go down as one of my finest blonde moments, I downloaded this after Mr Tingle did an AMA on Reddit. I had sore ribs at the time... from laughing. I, apparently, was suddenly inspired in that moment to read a Chuck Tingle. Not knowing what these books were about, and clearly having picked up absolutely no clues from said AMA, I proceeded to the Kindle store where I selected a random Chuck Tingle title - again not deducing any clues as to the genre from the book's title - and th Urm... In what will go down as one of my finest blonde moments, I downloaded this after Mr Tingle did an AMA on Reddit. I had sore ribs at the time... from laughing. I, apparently, was suddenly inspired in that moment to read a Chuck Tingle. Not knowing what these books were about, and clearly having picked up absolutely no clues from said AMA, I proceeded to the Kindle store where I selected a random Chuck Tingle title - again not deducing any clues as to the genre from the book's title - and thrust my finger at the 1-Click Buy button. Bam! What proceeded was about 30 minutes of non-stop laughter followed closely by mute, horrified silence. Intent on identifying what I was reading, it suddenly hit me: I was reading gay porn. Of course, I then did the most obvious thing: I read the book in its entirety. 3 stars reflects an average. There were huge portions of 5 star comedy, and honestly really good writing, followed by the most shocking display of writing while high on meth and viagra. Mr Tingle is actually a good writer. If he just took the time to write a serious book it would likely be a killer. But he seems to have, I dunno, ADHD and a furious addiction to porn. I suspect he probably writes seriously under another pseudonym, and delves into this Chuck Tingle character when he needs a break from reality.. and is horny.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Clumsy Storyteller

    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHA!!! Hilarious!

  13. 4 out of 5

    ke-sha

    There are no words. I'm so disturbed. Hey, that rhymed. Goodbye! Even though I don't like "Water Sports" I read this book anyway. It was intriguing as are all Chuck Tingle books (That I've read so far) and well written. Just gotta say no to the "Water Sports". There are no words. I'm so disturbed. Hey, that rhymed. Goodbye! Even though I don't like "Water Sports" I read this book anyway. It was intriguing as are all Chuck Tingle books (That I've read so far) and well written. Just gotta say no to the "Water Sports".

  14. 5 out of 5

    Brittany

    First of all, I can't believe that listening to someone read this book actually counts toward my yearly books read, but there you have it. Maybe I'm just desensitized, or I went into this expecting, well...exactly what the title said to expect, but one thing I will remember is the idea of a man being flipped over by tiny T-Rex arms to then be pounded in the butt.

  15. 4 out of 5

    melissa

    Just a little late romancey Valentine's feel good kinda story. Who the fuck am I kidding? Yes, this is as ridiculous as it sounds. Ridiculously awesome!

  16. 4 out of 5

    Lizy

    CHUCK TINGLE NAILS DONALD SO WELL IT'S CREEPY AND I LOVE IT! This book was something else, and apart from being hilarious, the ending was actually so serious. Thank you, Dr. Tingle, for another reminder that love is the answer.

  17. 5 out of 5

    Hannah

    I cannot believe that the Tingleverse is a thing. MCU? DCEU? They have nothing on this. Anyone who needs a break from all the craziness that is the political climate, please give this a read, or find Mark Oshiro on YouTube reading it to a live audience. I guarantee you'll be crying with laughter.

  18. 4 out of 5

    tessa

    My kind of book 😉

  19. 4 out of 5

    Rosey Waters

    Ah, if only, if only Chuck Tingle.

  20. 5 out of 5

    César

    This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. this book tingled me in all the wrong places, but in a good way.

  21. 4 out of 5

    Shanna Matheo

    Whahahahahahahaha... I mean... whahahahahahahaha. Wait hold up, hold up... What I'm trying to say is whahahahahahahahaha!!

  22. 4 out of 5

    Yacin

    VERY UNPATRIOTIC. DOMALD IS OUR PRECEDENT EVEN IF HE LIKES TO BE POUNDED IN THE BUTT BY DINOSAURS WHICH DEF LIVED WITH HUMANS SO THAT'S OK.

  23. 4 out of 5

    Aaron

    This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. This story certainly took me for a journey that I never expected to need to embark upon. But I needed it. I needed it like Domald Tromp needed to be held by the strong, tiny T-Rex arms of his prehistoric prostitute lover. As the story opens, we are introduced to Domald Tromp; a wealthy American businessman who has come to the great white north that is Russia to seek something truly fucked up because nothing vanilla gets him off anymore. That is when Rombo, the T-Rex dino hooker enters his life an This story certainly took me for a journey that I never expected to need to embark upon. But I needed it. I needed it like Domald Tromp needed to be held by the strong, tiny T-Rex arms of his prehistoric prostitute lover. As the story opens, we are introduced to Domald Tromp; a wealthy American businessman who has come to the great white north that is Russia to seek something truly fucked up because nothing vanilla gets him off anymore. That is when Rombo, the T-Rex dino hooker enters his life and a romance the likes of which Hollywood has only dreamed of composing unfolds. This story is a must read for Dino/man love fans. Which I never knew I was until now. I only have two complaints though. One: I found three easily caught typos that really threw me out of my lustful headspace. Two: it got pretty meta at the end. So much so that I was like, “what is this, Chuck Tingle? Is the love between this loud mouthed, narcissistic asshole and this Jurassic man whore some kind of joke to you?!” If you love satire or just want to read about giant lizard cock, this story is for you.

  24. 5 out of 5

    Michael

    Right off the bat, let me tell you that this book is NOT for everyone. Honestly, read the title and you can decide if the book is for you. I marked this in my "Audio" because I attended a reading performed by Mark Oshiro at ConFusion. It was absolutely hysterical. The only thing funnier than the material itself was Oshiro's performance. Warning, this is Graphic with a capital G, but if you need a break from the bad news and want to laugh until your sides hurt, take a gander at this one.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Heather

    I hover between 3 and 4 stars on this one, but rounding up in fairness to author. This was surprisingly well written and pretty amusing. I enjoyed the author's theory of how "Tromp's" presidential bid came about. The sex scene was so-so, but truthfully that could have been because I had a picture of "Tromp" in my head - and there's no way I could imagine any hot sex scene with that in my brain. Also, I read this for our book club's December theme: Tingle All the Way. ;P

  26. 4 out of 5

    Robin

    I guess the title should've given away that this would not be a high quality book. I was a bit disappointment by the length of the book, and by the too graphic gay happenings. Have to give it a second star because the title of the book is exactly what happend, and I did chuckle once at a pun.

  27. 4 out of 5

    Brenna Sydel

    No fake news here... this book is covfefe.

  28. 5 out of 5

    Zara

    I’m... WHY DOES THIS EXIST

  29. 4 out of 5

    Matt

    lmao

  30. 4 out of 5

    Beth

    5 stars for making me snort so much i choked. most i have laughed at a book in AGES.

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