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The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate. Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate. Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: -Safely dump a Scorpio -Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex -Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"


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The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate. Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious The definitive guide to losing—or finding—your true soul mate. Did you know: Capricorns are cowards when it comes to public displays of affection? Aries get amorous in unusual places? Leos love to be serviced? Cosmo's Bedside Astrologer, Hazel Dixon-Cooper, reveals all this and more in this sexy, uninhibited guide to love and romance, the follow-up to her hip and hilarious Born on a Rotten Day. In Love on a Rotten Day, Dixon-Cooper walks the wild side of the zodiac, delivering the goods on which sign cheats and who's a manipulator, a bully, a brat, a nutcase, or a nympho. Lovers, would-be lovers, and ex-lovers will rejoice in advice on how to: -Safely dump a Scorpio -Convince a Virgo to have spontaneous sex -Snag a romance-phobic Aquarius An honest and uproarious guide to losing and finding your true soul mate, Love on a Rotten Day is this century's answer to the timeless query "What's your sign?"

30 review for Love on a Rotten Day: An Astrological Survival Guide to Romance

  1. 5 out of 5

    Lynnette Dinh

    Một cuốn sách thích hợp mang theo đọc vội vài trang hoặc đọc trong lúc chờ đợi, hoặc dành cho ai thích đọc nhảy từ phần này sang phần khác. Một cuốn sách có thể có thể từ từ gặm nhấm để thấu hiểu nhân tình thế thái hoặc chỉ đơn giản là tìm hiểu lại bọn người yêu cũ trái nết, và bạn càng thêm chắc chắn sẽ tránh xa tám vạn thước nếu có dấu hiệu thích gã nào trong cung đấy. Một cuốn sách đọc để mổ xẻ và chiêm nghiệm lại gã bạn trai có logic trái ngược với bạn, để thấu-hiểu hoặc không thì liệt kê ra m Một cuốn sách thích hợp mang theo đọc vội vài trang hoặc đọc trong lúc chờ đợi, hoặc dành cho ai thích đọc nhảy từ phần này sang phần khác. Một cuốn sách có thể có thể từ từ gặm nhấm để thấu hiểu nhân tình thế thái hoặc chỉ đơn giản là tìm hiểu lại bọn người yêu cũ trái nết, và bạn càng thêm chắc chắn sẽ tránh xa tám vạn thước nếu có dấu hiệu thích gã nào trong cung đấy. Một cuốn sách đọc để mổ xẻ và chiêm nghiệm lại gã bạn trai có logic trái ngược với bạn, để thấu-hiểu hoặc không thì liệt kê ra một nghìn lẻ n tính xấu và từ từ đá đít hắn. Chẳng có ví dụ nào tốt hơn là lấy các gã trai tồi ra làm hình tượng mẫu trong sách... Yêu theo cung hoàng đạo là cuốn sách như vậy đấy. (-) Sách dịch hơi khó hiểu, câu cú không gọn lắm.

  2. 4 out of 5

    Jasmine

    okay what am I doing you may ask? books on witchcraft and astrology have I lost it. HOKUM! it makes me laugh. according to this book virgos love citrus body wash. this is true I do love citrus body wash unless if has ginger in it. This book must therefore actually be able to predict the future. virgos do not date aries. noted book thanks for the tip.

  3. 5 out of 5

    SachChuyenTay

    Không quá sâu sắc nhưng cũng không quá hời hợt. Vừa đủ cho những bạn teen nhưng lại lôi cuốn bởi giọng văn hài hước và chua ngoa. Đúng là cẩm nang sinh tồn trong tình ái cho những bạn trẻ mới bắt đầu con đường yêu đương. Cho 4 sao vì đọc thấy đúng khá nhiều về phần Nhân Mã của mình. Sky

  4. 5 out of 5

    Barbara Bradley

    I do not believe I have ever laughed as much as I did from reading this wonderful book. In the most humorous style it nails your romantic partner's zodiac sign, calling out its whims for what it is. For example, "The Favorite Taurus Pickup Line: 'What are your beliefs, and can you cook?' " or "A Taurus is as jealous as a Scorpio, as whiny as a Cancer, as infantile as an Aries, plus they have that Taurus-only trait of being the most judgmental and least acquiescent sign in the Universe." OR "You I do not believe I have ever laughed as much as I did from reading this wonderful book. In the most humorous style it nails your romantic partner's zodiac sign, calling out its whims for what it is. For example, "The Favorite Taurus Pickup Line: 'What are your beliefs, and can you cook?' " or "A Taurus is as jealous as a Scorpio, as whiny as a Cancer, as infantile as an Aries, plus they have that Taurus-only trait of being the most judgmental and least acquiescent sign in the Universe." OR "You know how you shiver with fear at the idea of something extremely dangerous, but feel compelled to proceed? Well, falling for a Scorpio is just like that shudder of terrified excitement." Truly excellent! :) Really worth coming back to over and over again.

  5. 5 out of 5

    Fullfaun Faun

    Oh my goddess, this book is hilarious! I am starting to write various sayings that could be used as my epitaphs or headlines for blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " When she was good, she was like a benign dictator. when bad, she was a tyrant." "What better way to spend your life than with someone who loves to laugh, refuses to submit to a rocking chair, and has a zest for living rarely matched by any other sign?" Oh my goddess, this book is hilarious! I am starting to write various sayings that could be used as my epitaphs or headlines for blog!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! " When she was good, she was like a benign dictator. when bad, she was a tyrant." "What better way to spend your life than with someone who loves to laugh, refuses to submit to a rocking chair, and has a zest for living rarely matched by any other sign?"

  6. 5 out of 5

    Sky Nguyen

    This review has been hidden because it contains spoilers. To view it, click here. Không quá sâu sắc nhưng cũng không quá hời hợt. Vừa đủ cho những bạn teen nhưng lại lôi cuốn bởi giọng văn hài hước và chua ngoa. Đúng là cẩm nang sinh tồn trong tình ái cho những bạn trẻ mới bắt đầu con đường yêu đương. Sách dành rất nhiều đất để bàn về sở thích tình dục của các cung. Cho 4 sao vì đọc thấy đúng khá nhiều về phần Nhân Mã của mình.

  7. 4 out of 5

    Lala Nguyen

    Sun: Gem Moon: Sag - Cap (Thể quái nào Moon sign của tôi thay đổi thành Ma Kết rồi T.T) Mars: Virgo Venus: Gem ------- Qúa khai thác về tình yêu thiên hướng tính dục. Đọc xong signs của mình. Gấp lại vứt một bên chỉ trong 1 nốt nhạc @@

  8. 4 out of 5

    Elisa Vangelisti

    letta la parte che mi interessa e bon.

  9. 5 out of 5

    Tiffany

    Fun little book that made me laugh. Some of it was entirely too accurate.

  10. 5 out of 5

    Eleclyah

    Uomini e donne di tutti i segni zodiacali, tremate. Sfigology in love svelerà tutti i vostri tremendi difetti e i vostri meschini comportamenti in amore! Come Sfigology, anche Sfigology in love è un libro estremamente divertente, volto ad analizzare il comportamento amoroso di ogni segno zodiacale portandone alla luce gli aspetti più tremendi. Così, i nati della Vergine "affiggono piani quinquennali del sesso in camera da letto, accanto agli elenchi delle vitamine da prendere. Dividono gli armadi i Uomini e donne di tutti i segni zodiacali, tremate. Sfigology in love svelerà tutti i vostri tremendi difetti e i vostri meschini comportamenti in amore! Come Sfigology, anche Sfigology in love è un libro estremamente divertente, volto ad analizzare il comportamento amoroso di ogni segno zodiacale portandone alla luce gli aspetti più tremendi. Così, i nati della Vergine "affiggono piani quinquennali del sesso in camera da letto, accanto agli elenchi delle vitamine da prendere. Dividono gli armadi in base al colore a distribuiscono gli indumenti per giorni della settimana"; i Gemelli "pensano che sia perfettamente accettabile dire che vi amano come pazzi, per poi ripetere tutta la scena con qualcun altro", e i nati dello Scorpione "sono talmente riservati da essere criptici. Vi manderanno e-mail tipo Spero che tu stia bene. Io sto meglio ora che la polizia se n'è andata". Ma tranquilli, se dopo aver letto tutto questo volete ancora il vostro egocentrico Leone o la vostra vanitosa Bilancia, il libro vi dirà come acchiapparli, come tenerli stretti e come mollarli senza farvi male. Intendo senza che loro vi facciano male. In fondo al libro sono presenti le tabelle per calcolare il segno in cui transitavano Luna, Marte e Venere, al momento della vostra nascita e soprattutto di quella del partner, in modo da poter leggere in che modo questi corpi celesti influenzino la personalità della vostra dolce metà. Un libro che non è da prendere sul serio, ma che fa di certo passare un piacevole pomeriggio. Non leggetelo se siete permalosi!

  11. 4 out of 5

    Stephanie L.

    I bought this book two years ago, when I started my steps into Astrology, but unfortunately I lost it. Left it on the bus, to be honest. I found it some months ago, and I immediately bought it. Like it or not, this book is honest, and truthful. At least in the majority of the signs; Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus and Aquarius are really spot on, for me. Pisces too. If you want a book that writes about basic characteristics of the person you're interested in, this book is ideal. There's always mo I bought this book two years ago, when I started my steps into Astrology, but unfortunately I lost it. Left it on the bus, to be honest. I found it some months ago, and I immediately bought it. Like it or not, this book is honest, and truthful. At least in the majority of the signs; Cancer, Capricorn, Aries, Taurus and Aquarius are really spot on, for me. Pisces too. If you want a book that writes about basic characteristics of the person you're interested in, this book is ideal. There's always more to them of course (your horoscope may be influential too, damping or enhancing some of the qualities of your zodiac), but apart from that, it knwos what it is talking about. If you want a more detailed info on your sign, choose her other book, Born on a Rotten Day. All in all, I enjoyed this book, and I read it very often.

  12. 5 out of 5

    Lia

    Seems to be mostly assuming that people will be the worst possible example of their sign, with some redeeming qualities thrown in for the "Keeping One" sections. It was annoying. I may be a Pisces, but I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, or anything else. Otherwise, some astrological gems shined out at me. Some made me laugh at how true they were. I did gain some insight, but I did have to cut through lots of crap (like unethical advice to cheat on partners - I realize the author writes for Cosmo, Seems to be mostly assuming that people will be the worst possible example of their sign, with some redeeming qualities thrown in for the "Keeping One" sections. It was annoying. I may be a Pisces, but I'm not addicted to drugs, alcohol, or anything else. Otherwise, some astrological gems shined out at me. Some made me laugh at how true they were. I did gain some insight, but I did have to cut through lots of crap (like unethical advice to cheat on partners - I realize the author writes for Cosmo, but come on!) I wouldn't recommend it to anyone who doesn't already know a fair amount of astrology or at least sign characteristics. It could give them the wrong idea about everyone. And they should have strong ethics before they read, too.

  13. 4 out of 5

    Queenie Nguyen

    Một cuốn sách hay dành cho những người muốn tìm hiểu về chiêm tinh học, về 12 cung hoàng đạo. Cuốn sách xoáy vào việc yêu đương, tình dục của các cung hoàng đạo. So sánh với bản thân và người yêu của mình thì mình thấy sách đúng với thực tế tầm 70%. Những câu chuyện kể trong sách khá là nhạy cảm và từng trải, vì vậy phù hợp với những bạn 18 tuổi trở lên.

  14. 4 out of 5

    GruelCarp

    Hands down the best astrology book I've ever read...and I've read a lot of them. Accurate AND flat out hilarious. Includes not only in-depth sun sign information but moon, venus, and mars (read the intro carefully on how to calculate it, it can be confusing at first, the chart is at the end of the book). Hands down the best astrology book I've ever read...and I've read a lot of them. Accurate AND flat out hilarious. Includes not only in-depth sun sign information but moon, venus, and mars (read the intro carefully on how to calculate it, it can be confusing at first, the chart is at the end of the book).

  15. 5 out of 5

    Ness

    One of my top favorite astrology books! Its a good spin on typical astrology reads and more entertaining than anything. I also suggest the Born on a Rotten Day. I just discovered theres a Friends on a Rotten Day, I want to add that to my collection too!

  16. 4 out of 5

    Garrett Cook

    I would like to see astrology that work the angles of the zodiac archetypes. This one doesn't. Cosmo bedside astrologer would serve you better. I would like to see astrology that work the angles of the zodiac archetypes. This one doesn't. Cosmo bedside astrologer would serve you better.

  17. 5 out of 5

    Lisa

    So fun!

  18. 5 out of 5

    Missi Thissell

    If you're in to astrology this is a great book. I loved comparing mine and my hubbys signs and signs with ex boyfriends. It was sort of scary how dead on it was with my relationship with my husband. If you're in to astrology this is a great book. I loved comparing mine and my hubbys signs and signs with ex boyfriends. It was sort of scary how dead on it was with my relationship with my husband.

  19. 4 out of 5

    Ketty

    Hilarious with some truth thrown in to boot. Although I don't consider myself a drudge...now that part about sex and the cooking channel is ALL me!! Hilarious with some truth thrown in to boot. Although I don't consider myself a drudge...now that part about sex and the cooking channel is ALL me!!

  20. 5 out of 5

    Rachel Billings

    This book is hilarious and surprisingly accurate on a lot of points... It's great for a laugh! This book is hilarious and surprisingly accurate on a lot of points... It's great for a laugh!

  21. 4 out of 5

    Brittany

    LOVE THIS BOOK!

  22. 5 out of 5

    Kaitlin

    Woah....

  23. 5 out of 5

    Liz

    It's crazy how accurately the "surviving one" section for Cancer describes my soon-to-be ex-husband. Made me laugh! It's crazy how accurately the "surviving one" section for Cancer describes my soon-to-be ex-husband. Made me laugh!

  24. 4 out of 5

    Jason

    Hilliarious yet- accurate.

  25. 4 out of 5

    Priscilla Sage

    It's nice to see a book that gets to the root of our signs. It's nice to see a book that gets to the root of our signs.

  26. 4 out of 5

    James Curran

    I want to thank the author for reminding me that there is no hope, but at least it was fun to learn.

  27. 5 out of 5

    Shannon Tapia

    A dating must have! Everyone date I had, I would check their signs before going out and this book act as guide to do's and dont's. A dating must have! Everyone date I had, I would check their signs before going out and this book act as guide to do's and dont's.

  28. 4 out of 5

    Aziza Kibibi

    Born on a Rotten day is much better. The sarcasm in BOARD comes across as humorous and actually makes sense, but in this book, it can be down right mean. Still a fun read.

  29. 5 out of 5

    Chelacreates

    great go to book to check out a potential mate :-)

  30. 5 out of 5

    Maria

    cute and funny a nice change from most astrological books that suck up all the time.

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