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Everyone knows that brontosauruses don't eat meat-or at least they're not supposed to. But one day Bronto gets a terrible stomachache. When the doctor takes an X ray, it shows Bronto's ribs, his stomach, some trees, and... something Bronto will never forget! With hilarious illustrations and a surprise ending, here is a wacky story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Watch Everyone knows that brontosauruses don't eat meat-or at least they're not supposed to. But one day Bronto gets a terrible stomachache. When the doctor takes an X ray, it shows Bronto's ribs, his stomach, some trees, and... something Bronto will never forget! With hilarious illustrations and a surprise ending, here is a wacky story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Watch what you eat!"


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Everyone knows that brontosauruses don't eat meat-or at least they're not supposed to. But one day Bronto gets a terrible stomachache. When the doctor takes an X ray, it shows Bronto's ribs, his stomach, some trees, and... something Bronto will never forget! With hilarious illustrations and a surprise ending, here is a wacky story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Watch Everyone knows that brontosauruses don't eat meat-or at least they're not supposed to. But one day Bronto gets a terrible stomachache. When the doctor takes an X ray, it shows Bronto's ribs, his stomach, some trees, and... something Bronto will never forget! With hilarious illustrations and a surprise ending, here is a wacky story that gives new meaning to the phrase "Watch what you eat!"

36 review for Bronto Eats Meat

  1. 5 out of 5

    Tammy

    It annoyed me that the author used "Brontosaurus". There is no such thing, moron! It's apatosaurus. APATOSAURUS!! It annoyed me that the author used "Brontosaurus". There is no such thing, moron! It's apatosaurus. APATOSAURUS!!

  2. 4 out of 5

    Lance

    I read this a long time ago, but it is very memorable as a book too strange and inaccurate to read to children and not funny enough to be satirical.

  3. 5 out of 5

    babyhippoface

    Ugh. Leave this to extinction, I beg you. Okay, if I must.... Boy climbs tree, brontosaurus comes along and eats leaves from tree, accidentally ingests boy as well--whole, of course--bronto gets sick. (No anachronisms here.) Bronto's parents go to dino doctor, who X-rays bronto and finds said boy. Now, how to get boy out? 3 options: 1] vomit him out (lovely illustration there) 2] wait for him to be... um, excreted out (picture bronto on potty, passing a person) 3] drink lots of soda and belch boy Ugh. Leave this to extinction, I beg you. Okay, if I must.... Boy climbs tree, brontosaurus comes along and eats leaves from tree, accidentally ingests boy as well--whole, of course--bronto gets sick. (No anachronisms here.) Bronto's parents go to dino doctor, who X-rays bronto and finds said boy. Now, how to get boy out? 3 options: 1] vomit him out (lovely illustration there) 2] wait for him to be... um, excreted out (picture bronto on potty, passing a person) 3] drink lots of soda and belch boy out Dinos take option three. Never mind that it's... oh, I don't know, IMPOSSIBLE. Nevertheless, bronto drinks, bronto belches, boy erupts from bronto's big mouth and flies across forest, safe at last. I have no idea the purpose of this book. But it was a serious waste of pressed tree and ink.

  4. 4 out of 5

    Kristen

    I'm really not a fan of this one. For one, it uses the wrong name for the dinosaur--it's an apatosaurus, not brontosaurus. Things like that should be correct in children's books. For another, I just don't think it really works--the story idea is cute, and I suppose that a lot of kids would like the references to burping, pooping, and vomiting, but I just wasn't a fan. Didn't read in my dinosaur story time and can't see myself reading in a story time any time in the future. I'm really not a fan of this one. For one, it uses the wrong name for the dinosaur--it's an apatosaurus, not brontosaurus. Things like that should be correct in children's books. For another, I just don't think it really works--the story idea is cute, and I suppose that a lot of kids would like the references to burping, pooping, and vomiting, but I just wasn't a fan. Didn't read in my dinosaur story time and can't see myself reading in a story time any time in the future.

  5. 4 out of 5

    The Brothers

    A cute, but not especially unique or inspired, story of a brontosaurus who accidentally eats a little boy and has to go to the hospital to burp him out. Rather bland illustrations.

  6. 4 out of 5

    Munai

  7. 4 out of 5

    Leslie

  8. 5 out of 5

    Jessica Holton

  9. 4 out of 5

    Rachel

  10. 4 out of 5

    Barbara

  11. 4 out of 5

    Natalie O

  12. 4 out of 5

    Jen

  13. 5 out of 5

    Sonia

  14. 5 out of 5

    Cmf

  15. 5 out of 5

    Beverly

  16. 4 out of 5

    Amanda Ferreira

  17. 4 out of 5

    Gabe

  18. 5 out of 5

    Marilyn Weiss

  19. 4 out of 5

    Shelley

  20. 4 out of 5

    Sarah

    Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't! Hard to tell with this one Sometimes it works, and sometimes it doesn't! Hard to tell with this one

  21. 4 out of 5

    Vanessa

  22. 5 out of 5

    Pinky

  23. 4 out of 5

    Mbrooke

  24. 4 out of 5

    Jean

  25. 5 out of 5

    Andréa

  26. 5 out of 5

    Jess

  27. 5 out of 5

    George

  28. 4 out of 5

    Charles King

  29. 4 out of 5

    UNC Reading Center Library

  30. 4 out of 5

    Trista

  31. 5 out of 5

    Natalie Arendt

  32. 4 out of 5

    Cfc

  33. 5 out of 5

    Jennifer

  34. 4 out of 5

    BookDB

  35. 5 out of 5

    MRL Youth

  36. 5 out of 5

    Katrina Prince

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